Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm getting married
To pizza
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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