I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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