Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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