She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
