I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
we made out on top of his cat.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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