She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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