What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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