just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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