Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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