Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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