Jerry, you need to find god
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
a search helicopter?!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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