that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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