Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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