I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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