He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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