Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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That accounts for only three of the penises
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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