I'm drive I can fine osifer
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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