is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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