you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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