how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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