Dual....:-)
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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