his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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