drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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