what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can't turn off my feet"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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