it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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