Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
only you would photoshop your dick
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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