i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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