that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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