Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
