I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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