I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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