and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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