yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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