He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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