You're my little dorito
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
babies were throwing up all over the place
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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