If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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