Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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