Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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