in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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