I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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