watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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