i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
