Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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