So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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