So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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