Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She even gives head with a lisp.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
