"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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