i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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