She's JV to your varsity
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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