I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
