Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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