sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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