I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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