there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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