Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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