how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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