Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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