Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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